French skies held hostage by mysterious UFOs: growing concern

For several days now, strange phenomena have been reported in the skies over a number of French cities, notably Toulouse, Marseille and Lyon. While some considered the possibility of a close encounter of the third kind between humans and extraterrestrials, the rumours were quickly put to rest following revelations from Feu Vert, a leading automotive maintenance and equipment company in France. 

Some witnesses have described what they saw, reporting mysterious and bizarre shapes—conical or cylindrical—while others have shared images on social media. The sightings are intriguing, and all indications suggest they are genuine. Since every detail gathered from the various testimonies matches up, there is no longer any doubt: these are not isolated events. What's more, these phenomena have, without exception, been identified near a Feu Vert centre. 

Just... an advertising campaign 

And just as concerns continued to grow, it was Feu Vert that finally ended the speculation. No question of extraterrestrial entities... but rather, it was a new advert for the brand. Yes, Feu Vert made the announcement this Sunday 1 June at 7:50pm on TF1: “In recent days, the signs were everywhere. Today, we finally know what they want. Find out why even extra-terrestrials choose Feu Vert for their service. Go behind the scenes of Feu Vert's latest advertising campaign,” as could be read on their website. 

(MH with Raphaël Liset - Source: Demotivateur - Illustration: ©Unsplash)